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How to eat an Oreo - The Hultberg Method

Get a bag of regular Oreos. While other types of Oreos are delicious, don't be stupid. Get the real deal.
Find a wee fork. One with thin tines. Don't use a big fork. Those suck.
Use a reasonably sized large glass. Don't use a small glass. Those suck.
Organic milk. At least 1%. No exceptions. Don't screw this up.
Get the wee fork and oreo together.
Stick the tines of the wee fork into the white Oreo "stuff".
Normally you can only dunk this far.
Now dunk All The Way! Keep it dunked until no more air bubbles come out.